How do I use the toilet

How do I use the toilet?

How do I use the toilet?I will tell how to use the toilet.

First you have to put your pants or undies down.  Then you wipe the toilet seat before you sit on the toilet bowl and find a comfortable side of the toilet and do your wee.

Secondly you have to use the toilet paper to wipe your gluteus maximus after you do your personal business so your gluteus maximus is clean and not dirty.

After you wipe your gluteus maximus you have to put your pants and undies up and flush the toilet so it is clean for someone else to use.

When you come out of the toilet you have to wash your hands clean with soap and dry it with paper towels.

That is how I use the toilet

By: Ronan